You’d think after seven years, we’d have figured out something about her. Nope. Rumour has it that she’s married to the Stig. Long trips to Canada claim to be about skiing, but we aren’t fooled for a minute. One day her guard will drop and perhaps the full ghastly truth will unravel. Until then we rely on rumour and Twitter.
After a lot of thought we have decided not to use Facebook or Twitter. We like longer conversations and for them to be personal not public. If we did it, it would be because it is a fashion and not because our heart is in it and that doesn’t feel right. So please email, or much better come and see us.